P-Quotes

Sophie "Gorgon" Richardson said (whilst still intoxicated that morning in school):
"It's a rocket penis!"

Emma Fanny Watson said in S3 whilst we were making Reebops:
"Guys, use your penis to stand up"

And finally, our very own PenguinBoyJosh said oat 9.34am at the end of Cacky Smart Face's chemistry lesson in S6 on the 14th April 2008:
"Why does it have a penis?"


Those were just three of the many classic penis quotes that are heard every day on the ground of Sharnbrook Upper School