Consequences...

I thought I'd take the opportunity to write my first blog for you...
I've written up the stories we created whilst playing "consequences" during our free third lesson today!

Thanks to Maddie, Joshua, Laura, Steffi and myself for contributing with their crazy one-liners!

Have a read and decide which is your favourite...


His name was... Joshua Bower
Her name was... Cacky Bird Face
They met... under CBF's desk
They went... to a bush
He said... "Now THAT'S a fallicy"
She said... "I do not approve"
In the end... she slapped him and he ran away with her father!

His name was... Richard de Souza
Her name was... Fran
They met... in California
They went... to third base
He said... "I wanna rub your amazing weenus.. it turns me on"
She said... "OMG! I was jsut about to say that!"
They ended up eating each other's toes

His name was... Mr. Barnard
Her name was... Mrs. Friman
They met... in the cupboard in S4
They went... Charnia - Butlins
He said... "It doesn't fit, it just doesn't fit!!!"
She said... "I like bananas"
They back a cake until Nicky interrupted
Then they licked their nuts!

His name was... Mr. Blobby
Her name was... Laura Birmingham
They met... at Brighton gay parade
They went... the farm
He said... "I think Mrs. Ward is super hot! Ahh yeah!"
She said... "Yes! Yes! Yes! Oooo yes!"
In the end... they went nude bungee-jumping

His name was... Rhys
Her name was... Steffi
They met... at the burns unit
They went... the park bench
He said... "Greetings! How are you this evening?"
She said... "Okay if we must."
In the end... they bought a boat together xxx

His name was... Neale Smith
Her name was... Miss Orosz
They met... in Laura's colon
They went... to a magical lands where the frogs rule
He said... "Is that what I think it is?"
She said... "Don't hurt me"
In the end... they went to Texas, rode a cowboy, had a baby with a local, met an immigrant, walked on the moon and ate cheese

His name was... Nathan
Her name was... Mrs. Laslett
They met... at a gay bar - the sauna in the back
They went... to Brazil
He said... "I have something to show you"
She said... "Welcome to Butlins!"
In the end... she slapped him, he stopped her, they went to the beach, got stuck in a cave and blew up the fat friend

His name was... Nick Boardman
Her name was... Nicky Aveston
They met... the Spar (Kiki was serving)
They went... to the dirtiest cubicle they could find
He said... "Will you delight me in all ways imaginable?"
She said... "Oh yeah baby"
In the end... the Pope denied the whole story

His name was... Mr. Leeroy Robinson
Her name was... Steffles
They met... at Disneyland
They went... to Barbados
He said... "Is that real?"
She said... "Lick me! Lick me! Blarghhh!"
In the end... they rode into the sunset on camels

His name was... Richard
Her name was... Emma Watson
They met... in a cup
They went... to Mr. Hall's house
He said... "Might I enquire about your spoons? Oder!"
She said... "Oh it will, it will. Don't you worry!"
They were then eating chocolate ice-cream, but 2 girls interrupted.
In the end... their memories blocked the whole thing out

His name was... Ed
Her name was... Beccy Croot
They met... Inside the hot drinks machine
They went... to Primark men's underwear section
He said... "How much do you charge?"
She said... "I'll have no filthy immigrants in my house"
They sucked on bananas and other phallic-shaped food until Steffi interrupted.
In the end... they were a foursome.

His name was... Leeroy
Her name was... A shaven monkey
They met... on an online dating service www.cbf.com
They went... to a brothel
He said... "You digust me"
She said... "Ahh now choclits!"
They honked like a donkey, till they saw Osama Bin Laden
In the end... they got married and lived happily ever after!

~ THE END ~