IMPORTANT PUBLIC MESSAGE

ATTENTION! ATTENTION!

IT HAS COME TO MY KNOWLEDGE THAT HUGH JACKMAN DOES INDEED HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOUR.

PLEASE DO NOT BE ALARMED, BUT REMAIN INDOORS (OR AT PIZZA HUT), INCASE HE TRIES TO MAKE EYES AT YOU

ANYONE WHO HAS ALREADY BEEN "GIVEN THE EYE" BY HUGH "SEXYBOY" JACKMAN (POSSIBLY WHILE HE IS TAKING THE TRASH OUT) SHOULD IMMEDIATELY

**GO WAIT OUTSIDE**

THAT IS ALL,
COURTESY OF THE BNP

If ever you should encounter:

Shaun
or
Sarah

tell them they're mean
unless you find that tasteless

i saw superbad

but not at josh's

Josh is a wiener

no further comment

Night cakes

Or rather, Knight cakes. Yum

Omg carrot cup cakes!

Too yummy, maddie had 8, we (me and nicky) had

Suck on that, miss you had 4 doughnuts

Idle dreams

Written by Maddie Nicky and Josh at Maddies


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