P-Quotes

Sophie "Gorgon" Richardson said (whilst still intoxicated that morning in school):
"It's a rocket penis!"

Emma Fanny Watson said in S3 whilst we were making Reebops:
"Guys, use your penis to stand up"

And finally, our very own PenguinBoyJosh said oat 9.34am at the end of Cacky Smart Face's chemistry lesson in S6 on the 14th April 2008:
"Why does it have a penis?"


Those were just three of the many classic penis quotes that are heard every day on the ground of Sharnbrook Upper School

Woodchip's Early Morning Experience with Cacky

OMG. I had alone time with Cacky ! Like a whole 5 minutes or so yesterday morning. When I took down my stool from the wonky desk in Cacky's Room (AKA S8) the table jerked forward and Joshie's chair fell off and naturally a domino effect occured knowing of the chairs infront. The front chair landed on the paper storage zone lol and all exam papers in a cardboard box fell out ! Whilst Cacky picked them up, Woodchip restored the chairs, so there was no evidence left for the rest of the class of Cacky's early morning antics!
Cacky then got down on the floor infront of me, bird breasts on display as she leant forward to screw in the table leg stand so that it didn't wobble.
Then Cacky told me to get down too and extend the other leg. Naturally I did as I was told though I was was nervous in the presence of Cacky that instead of extending the leg stand, I shortened it ! So Cacky gave me a disapproving cack bird look (a DCBL) and said, "turn it the other way".
Frantically, I began spinning it round and round - trying not to catch the cacky bird stare in the eyes. It felt like forever, even though in reality it was only a minute or so.
Then, we "sat in silence" in Cacky's Sex Room until someone else came into the classroom. When Stephen entered, I was like "pheww" looked over to Cacky.. you could tell in her eye that she had it all planned!