Consequences...

I thought I'd take the opportunity to write my first blog for you...
I've written up the stories we created whilst playing "consequences" during our free third lesson today!

Thanks to Maddie, Joshua, Laura, Steffi and myself for contributing with their crazy one-liners!

Have a read and decide which is your favourite...


His name was... Joshua Bower
Her name was... Cacky Bird Face
They met... under CBF's desk
They went... to a bush
He said... "Now THAT'S a fallicy"
She said... "I do not approve"
In the end... she slapped him and he ran away with her father!

His name was... Richard de Souza
Her name was... Fran
They met... in California
They went... to third base
He said... "I wanna rub your amazing weenus.. it turns me on"
She said... "OMG! I was jsut about to say that!"
They ended up eating each other's toes

His name was... Mr. Barnard
Her name was... Mrs. Friman
They met... in the cupboard in S4
They went... Charnia - Butlins
He said... "It doesn't fit, it just doesn't fit!!!"
She said... "I like bananas"
They back a cake until Nicky interrupted
Then they licked their nuts!

His name was... Mr. Blobby
Her name was... Laura Birmingham
They met... at Brighton gay parade
They went... the farm
He said... "I think Mrs. Ward is super hot! Ahh yeah!"
She said... "Yes! Yes! Yes! Oooo yes!"
In the end... they went nude bungee-jumping

His name was... Rhys
Her name was... Steffi
They met... at the burns unit
They went... the park bench
He said... "Greetings! How are you this evening?"
She said... "Okay if we must."
In the end... they bought a boat together xxx

His name was... Neale Smith
Her name was... Miss Orosz
They met... in Laura's colon
They went... to a magical lands where the frogs rule
He said... "Is that what I think it is?"
She said... "Don't hurt me"
In the end... they went to Texas, rode a cowboy, had a baby with a local, met an immigrant, walked on the moon and ate cheese

His name was... Nathan
Her name was... Mrs. Laslett
They met... at a gay bar - the sauna in the back
They went... to Brazil
He said... "I have something to show you"
She said... "Welcome to Butlins!"
In the end... she slapped him, he stopped her, they went to the beach, got stuck in a cave and blew up the fat friend

His name was... Nick Boardman
Her name was... Nicky Aveston
They met... the Spar (Kiki was serving)
They went... to the dirtiest cubicle they could find
He said... "Will you delight me in all ways imaginable?"
She said... "Oh yeah baby"
In the end... the Pope denied the whole story

His name was... Mr. Leeroy Robinson
Her name was... Steffles
They met... at Disneyland
They went... to Barbados
He said... "Is that real?"
She said... "Lick me! Lick me! Blarghhh!"
In the end... they rode into the sunset on camels

His name was... Richard
Her name was... Emma Watson
They met... in a cup
They went... to Mr. Hall's house
He said... "Might I enquire about your spoons? Oder!"
She said... "Oh it will, it will. Don't you worry!"
They were then eating chocolate ice-cream, but 2 girls interrupted.
In the end... their memories blocked the whole thing out

His name was... Ed
Her name was... Beccy Croot
They met... Inside the hot drinks machine
They went... to Primark men's underwear section
He said... "How much do you charge?"
She said... "I'll have no filthy immigrants in my house"
They sucked on bananas and other phallic-shaped food until Steffi interrupted.
In the end... they were a foursome.

His name was... Leeroy
Her name was... A shaven monkey
They met... on an online dating service www.cbf.com
They went... to a brothel
He said... "You digust me"
She said... "Ahh now choclits!"
They honked like a donkey, till they saw Osama Bin Laden
In the end... they got married and lived happily ever after!

~ THE END ~

How many colours in five minutes?

39

How many countries in five minutes?

50

Photo Memories: Updated

Videos Six and Seven are up on the Photo Memories section now!

Head to www.joshbowerphotos.blogspot.com or click on the link at the top left of this page!

Photo Memories: Part Five- Spanish Exchange 2007

The fifth in the series, featuring photos AND CLIPS from the spanish exchange!

The third video I've made today! Ha!

Enjoy :)

Photo Memories: Part Four- School Days

New video made featuring the Christmas Fancy Dress day at school and the biology trip to Leicester Uni!

Remember to head over to the link at the top left of this page, titled "Photo Memories" for the complete collection!

ATTENTION

Hello :)

To view all of the "Photo Memories Videos" on one page, please click the link to the left of this page.

Alternatively, go to: www.joshbowerphotos.blogspot.com

Thanks :)

Joshua

Photo Memories: Part Three- Sleepover 2006

Hey guys!

Here's the third video as promised! Enjoy, and please leave comments!

Quotes II

More quotes...

"Nothing that's worth having comes easy"

"The Opposite of Love isn't Hate, it's Indifference. So if you hate me, you still care"

"Obession can't be defined, it just is"

Photo Memories: Part Two- Christmas Light Turn On

The second video is here!

Check it out:

Photo Memories: Part One- Pizza Hut

Photos Memories: An introduction

Using the photos taken by Woodchip, I shall be making a series of videos called "Photo Memories". Part one is of 2 parties @ Pizza Hut.

Enjoy :)

[More to come soon!]

Josh's Favourites... BOOKS

The second in my "Josh's Favourites" posts. This time books!

BOOKS


Guardians of Time Trilogy- Marianne Curley

I looove these books! Namely:
The Named
The Dark
The Key

They are absolutely my favourite books ever and I highly recommend them!
Books that you should read!!


CHERUB- Robert Muchamore
Wicked "teenage spy" books but so much more than that.

The Recruit
Class A
Maximum Security
The Killing
Maximum Security
Man Vs. Beast
The Fall
Mad Dogs

Coming soon...
The Sleepwalker
Dark Sun
The General
Books 11 and 12

Wicked books read them.
Books that you should read!!


Maximum Ride- James Patterson
Maximum Ride: The Angel Experiment
Maximum Ride: School's Out... Forever!
Maximum Ride: Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports

Coming soon: Maximum Ride: The Final Global Warming Warning

Excellent reads, so much fun!
Books that you should read!!


Shade's Children- Garth Nix
A excellent one off. Touching.
Books that you should read!!


Artemis Fowl- Eoin Colfer
The Keys to the Kingdom- Garth Nix
His Dark Materials- Phillip Pullman
The Supernaturalist- Eoin Colfer
James Bond- Ian Fleming
Young Bond- Charlie Higson
Alex Rider- Anthony Horrowitz
Power of Five- Anthony Horrowitz
The Demonata- Darren Shan
Septimus Heap- Angie Sage
Harry Potter- JK Rowling

Books that you should read!!

Josh's Favourites... TELEVISION PROGRAMS

Here's the first in potentially a long line of "Josh's Favourites".

This first one it "TV Programs".

TV Programs


Desperate Housewives

Is it my absolute favourite? Maybe... maybe not. I can't decide. I do love it though :)

Desperate Housewives


LOST

Absolutely enticing, no matter what anybody says! The mystery, the characters, the story...

Lost


Scrubs

I love this show, it's so funny! All the characters etc!
I will be sad to see it end after Season 7.

Scrubs


Ugly Betty

Fun in fashion! Hysterical whilst touching! Love it!

Ugly Betty


Heroes

Sometimes awesome, sometimes not. No matter, it's still a really good show and is generally awesome!

Heroes


Doctor Who

Awesome program from the UK.

Doctor Who


Strictly Come Dancing

Great entertainment for Saturday nights. Love all the celebs and dances etc.

Strictly Come Dancing

Useless Quotes I

Dont you hate the phrases "new and improved"

if its new, theres never been one before.
If its improved, there has been one before.


"its always in the last place you look"

Well of course it is, Ure not gonna look for it after uve found it are you. >:|

Quotes I

"Obsession can't be defined, it just is"
~ Desp Hwives


"They feel the happiness. They understand the pain"
~ J. Bower (personal)


"We can't prevent what we can't predict"
~ Desp Hwives


"Friends are the family we choose for ourselves"
~ Anon

QUOTES

When i remember a good quote, I shall write it here, on this blog.

Boredom II

This Blog represents Boredom...

most of the time.


I became bored so made a blog.


Lol .>.>.

Boredom

Why do we become bored?

Answer: Because we have nothing to do?

WRONG!

There is plenty to do.

We are bored because we cannot be bothered to do something, even if we don't know what we could do.

~~Glad thats settled.

:D

iSketch

Ahh isketch.net

Many an hour wasted...

its pretty fun and the best is when its your go!

Although it goes too fast! :(

Ahh online pictionary...

will make a man out of you yet!



xxx

Mujeres Desesparadas et al.

Yay just watched episode 2 of new season Desperate Housewives (season 4)

Its absolutely wicked and that new woman Catherine is a bitch!

Anyways, et al.

DVDS!
I love DVD Boxsets!


Lost Season 3 out October 22nd
DH Season 3 out 2 weeks later, November 5th

Mental! :D

TV.... you gotta love it!

There is such amazing TV on at the moment!!

My week consists of:

Mon: Download Desperate Housewives from US (downloading as I type)
Wed: Heroes
Thur: Scrubs
Fri: Ugly Betty
Sat: X Factor nd Dancing

Amazing TV!

It will be sure to keep me going until Feb next year when Lost returns :D

LIST (in order) OF FAV TV PROGRAMS:

1. Desperate Housewives
2. Lost
3. Ugly Betty
4. Scrubs
5. Doctor Who

~~~First, second and third exceedingly close.

Can't put Heroes on there yet till i've seen the rest of Series One but its amazing so far. Looking at a potential 4th/5th spot...

Enough rambling, gotta check to see how much DH has downloaded!

Byeeeeee x

Saturday!!!

Woop!

Saturday was super amazing!

In the day, me and Nicky went to town for a bit to get my sis some pressies and just generally hung round (and found a new friend called Shiman)!!

Then we went and picked up Woodchip from dance and walked to meet the others at Pizza Hut.

Group consisted of:
Me
Nicky
Woodchip
Beccy
Laura (is ginger! :D)
Steffi
Mama (aka Claira)
Chris (Woodchips lover)
~Lack of "The Cat" disappointing.


So two couples... Jicky and Crichard.
Lol.

So yeah, twas really fun and food was amazing.... pizza and banoffee pie, need i say more.

Omg banoffee pie is immense! mmmmmmmmmmmmm joygasmique!

Thats about all!
So Saturday = gooooooooooooood!

Homemade Videos!

A Video i made of Christy's August 07 visit.

Also, Steffi's 17th Birthday Party.

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Another video of one or two of Steffi's parties.

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A video of the SUS Oscars Ball.

Back to school

Well its been back to school recently.
Snore.

Really not sure if i'm enjoying 6th Form... lessons aren't great, especially Chemistry and Critical Thinking. I come out of every lesson feeling like everyone else understands it but not me.

Never been more reluctant to go back to school after my 2 days off ill.

Cant wait for half term.